Just Slug Your Daughter's Boyfriend and Get It Over With
Do's and Don'ts for Daddy-Daughter Day
1. Don't let alien monsters grow exponentially by siphoning energy from space terminals and then eating your daughter
2. Do show your dad you've learned to use your abnormal strength to help others--not hurt them
3. Do respect your daughter's planetary
preferences, especially when they're submitted in writing
4. Don't assassinate your daughter's boyfriend